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popcrimes:


My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

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LMAO!

popcrimes:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

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LMAO!

hashtagpropaganja:

thelifeofelrey:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom I can buy the groceriesMom I can pay for the houseMom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

Exactly

Me too.

All of this…

hashtagpropaganja:

thelifeofelrey:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressing
Mom you can stop crying
Mom I can buy the groceries
Mom I can pay for the house
Mom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

Exactly

Me too.

All of this…

(Source: gold-kushkloudz, via ladydreamspeed)

popcrimes:


"The queen of rap, slayin’ with Queen Bey"

Nicki and Beyonce off to conquer Rome or something.
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popcrimes:

"The queen of rap, slayin’ with Queen Bey"

Nicki and Beyonce off to conquer Rome or something.

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Dylan doing his best Kevin Hart Impression.

😂 LOL

(Source: mazerunnergifs, via teenwolfgossip)

Preview: Comedy Central presents "Six Guys One Car" Webseries by Dormtainment [trailer] | The Cryptic Beauty →

Today’s the day!

Comedy collective Dormtainment in collaboration with Comedy Central released their highly anticipated trailer to "Six Guys One Car"

Mike AnthonyRome Green Jr.Tay DierCameron MillerChaz Miller and Amanuel Richards are always trying to find their way out of trouble on a shoestring budget.  

In the 30 second trailer, it seems the boys of Dormtainment are magnetic to trouble. Car breaks down, get heckled by some douches, Mike appears to be getting “raped”, Chaz loses his cool, boys loses car and get put in jail…

Yeah that’s a lot of trouble and it appears to happen all in ONE Night.  ”Six Guys One Car,” a collaboration between Dormtainment and Comedy Central, will premiere on Monday October 20th via comedycentral.com.


 If you’ve missed my previous post about why you should become an instant fan of Dormtainment, you can view it — HERE.

 For now watch the trailer to “Six Guys One Car” below. 

- See more at: http://www.thecrypticbeauty.com/2014/10/preview-comedy-central-presents-six-guy.html#sthash.a1VG9fUm.dpuf

SIR SLY's Jason Suwito Remixes Mating Ritual's track "Toxins" | The Cryptic Beauty →

Artist: RÆKO (a.k.a. Jason Suwito) 
Song: 'Toxins (RAEKO Remix)' 
Album: N/A [promo song] 
Producer: Jason Suwito 

Under the name RÆKOJason Suwito, keyboardist and producer for SIR SLY, remixes Mating Ritual’s “Toxins.” Listen to the track below! 

SIR SLY’s full length debut "You Haunt Me" is available NOW via Cherrytree/ Interscope. Check out the video for the title track HERE.

- See more at: http://www.thecrypticbeauty.com/2014/10/sir-slys-jason-suwito-remixes-mating.html#sthash.YRpPJWr9.dpuf

#TheOneThatIWant: Gisele Bündchen stars in Chanel Nº5 Fragrance Ad Campaign 2014 | The Cryptic Beauty →

Model: Gisele Bündchen (IMG Models
Campaign: 'Chanel Nº5 Fragrance 2014’ 
Label: Chanel 
Photographer: Patrick Demarchelier 
Video Director: Baz Luhrmann 
Fashion Editor/Stylist: Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele 
Makeup Artist: Fulvia Farolfi 
Hair Stylist: Didier Malige 
Manicurist: Gina Viviano 
 

A woman, a destiny, a perfume. N°5 #theonethatiwant — The world’s most desirable fragrance.

 

IMG model Gisele Bündchen stars in Chanel Nº5 Fragrance ad campaign shot by Patrick Demarchelier. The supermodel was styled by Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele and dolled up by makeup artist Fulvia Farolfi, hairstylist Didier Malige, and manicurist Gina Viviano. Bündchen along with actor Michiel Huisman and singer Lo-Fang, stars in the video campaign directed by movie director Baz Luhrmann

View the print advertisement and video campaign all on The Cryptic Beauty!

- See more at: http://www.thecrypticbeauty.com/2014/10/theonethatiwant-gisele-bundchen-stars.html#sthash.A37HEq4y.dpuf

Comedy Reel: Dormtainment -- #GetThemBoysAShow | The Cryptic Beauty →

official website: http://www.dormtainment.com

This write up is a longtime coming…I came across Dormtainment about three years ago and wondered to myself, "what took so long?!" After stalking their YouTube, I became an instant fan. If you don’t anything about Dormtainment, shame on you. You’re missing out on a lot of joy and laughter in your life because these boys are hilarious!

**queues violins** 

I was once a "lost soul" surfing YouTube watching cat videos and an ubiquitous amount of makeup tutorials (I still do but that’s against the point) before I found the oh so funny comedy collective known as Dormtainment. Life, since then, hasn’t been the same…

**violins come to a screeching halt**

Now that’s out the way, let me tell you about Dormtainment…

Dormtainment is a creatively hilarious comedy sketch group consisting of six talented — **coughs** “and fine” — young men you should tune in to every Sunday via YouTube when they drop a new sketch that is…

With over 221 videos made, 773,264 subscribers, and 100,925,085 views (and counting), Dormtainment has made us laugh since 2009. Back in ‘09, Dormtainment’s first channel (yes, those numbers are from their current 2nd channel) was flagged and deleted destroying all the previous 200+ videos and their fans’ enjoyment. Despite all their hard work being snatched away by a simple deletion on YouTube’s part, Dormtainment pressed forward with a comeback stronger than ever and brought their fans fresher, more comical, skits that we’re probably never going to forget. 

There’s more… view the entire article on The Cryptic Beauty!

http://www.thecrypticbeauty.com/2014/10/comedy-reel-dormtainment.html